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Funny Birthday Card – “Hey Birthday Boy… Top Gear Wants You!” Skidmark Joke

Funny Birthday Card – “Hey Birthday Boy… Top Gear Wants You!” Skidmark Joke

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Rev up the laughs with this hilarious birthday card for him!
The front kicks things off with:
“Hey birthday boy, guess what? Top Gear have been in touch and they want you... to do a lap of the track!”
And the inside brings the punchline:
“They must have heard about your legendary skidmarks!”
Perfect for fans of cars, Top Gear, or toilet humour—this one’s sure to get a good laugh!

  • Great for guys who love a laugh (and fast cars)

  • Cheeky humour with a motoring twist

  • Printed on premium cardstock

  • Includes envelope

  • Ideal for mates, brothers, or partners with a fun sense of humour