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Funny Birthday Card – Fountain of Youth Tastes Like Vodka Joke

Funny Birthday Card – Fountain of Youth Tastes Like Vodka Joke

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Humorous Birthday Card – Fountain of Youth & Vodka Punchline

This funny birthday card is perfect for anyone who enjoys a good laugh (and maybe a drink or two). The front reads: “Happy Birthday. I’ve discovered the fountain of youth.” Open it up for the cheeky punchline: “Turns out it tastes a lot like vodka.” Whether you're shopping for a friend, sibling, or party-loving colleague, this vodka-themed birthday card is a hilarious way to toast to another year older—while feeling young at heart.