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Funny Birthday Card – “Eat Better, Drink Less?” Find a New Doctor!

Funny Birthday Card – “Eat Better, Drink Less?” Find a New Doctor!

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Cheeky Doctor Joke Birthday Card – Stay Young with a Laugh

 

This funny birthday card delivers a perfect dose of humour for those who love living life on their own terms. The front reads: “My doctor said that to stay young I need to eat better and drink less.” Inside, the punchline hits: “Find a new doctor! Happy Birthday.” Great for friends, family, or colleagues who enjoy a laugh (and a drink), this birthday card with a doctor joke is ideal for adults who aren’t quite ready to give up the good stuff just yet.